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The Extreme Soda Ch 3

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The Extreme Soda
Chapter 3
~GhstKunai

Somebody picked up the phone.

“Hello?” Natalie cried. “Can I speak to Michelle Cruhoff?”

“That’s me. What do you want?”

“To put it bluntly, I am pregnant and I drank the Bloata Soda.”

“What? You’re joking! How many cans?”

“All six.”

“No! Tell me your address and my emergency team will pick you up.”

“My address is – BBBBUUUURRRPPP!!”

“Oh no, you’ve already expanded? Don’t worry, I’ll trace the call. Are you floating?”

“Yes, I – BBBBUUUURRRRPPP!!”

“Hold on, we’ll pick you up!”

“Ok, I’ll wait – BBBBBBFFFFFFFF!!!!!”

That fart would have been funny if it wasn’t in this situation, but what happened was that since Natalie’s floating, any current of air would propel her, and that fart sent her crashing against the wall, head first. Before Natalie blacked out, she heard the tinny voice of Michelle on the phone: “Hello? Hello? What happened?”
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Natalie woke up in a daze. She opened her eyes, and she saw a peach colour. She tried rubbing her eyes, but something round and firm blocked her way. She realized that it was her breasts, and everything rushed back. The burping, the farting, and the colliding with the wall. She tried looking around, but got nowhere. Then she heard, “Ok, start the pumps.”

Instantly, her breasts started shrinking, and her belly became more manageable. She could finally see in front of her, but still couldn’t see her feet. Oh well. Natalie looked around. There was a lot of machinery, but she could assume this was a really big warehouse. She looked closer into the darkness, straining her head. Somebody was walking towards her. Natalie looked closer. It was a tall woman, with a business suit that actually showed her curves. She spoke.

“Hi, I’m Michelle. Sorry about all this, but it was the quickest we could do this.”

“Do what?”

“Oh, right. I didn’t tell you yet. Ok. The first thing I have to tell you is that you are an extremely unique individual.”

“No really. Could you find another pregnant woman with 5 kids and such a giant body?”

“That was what I was getting to. You are allergic to the chemicals in the Bloata Soda.”

“Say what?”

“Yes, its true. Your whole body changed when you drank Bloata Soda. See, the soda creates large amounts of gas. That gas, at concentrated levels, will condense and create soda. Then that soda will create more gas, and so on and so forth. The reason why pregnant women should not drink the soda is because of this reason. Now, assuming that the pregnant woman has only one baby, when that person drinks the soda, the soda also is digested by the fetus. Instantly, the fetus’s pores expel the gas at an extremely accelerated pace. The gas is trapped in the womb, and starts giving pressure to the walls of the womb, growing the belly. The gas then creates the soda, and gives more pressure to the belly. In 30 seconds, the womb is holding in about 5 gallons of soda. And that’s only one baby.”

“What about my breasts?”

“The body, sensing the increased amount of weight and pressure, misinterprets this pressure by thinking the body has exponentially more babies. The body starts preparing milk for the imaginary babies, but instead of getting the necessary nutrients for the milk, it gets the soda. The soda does its regeneration trick, and the breasts are about 10 bra cups larger in one minute.”

“Then what about the rest of my body?”

“The body then senses the huge amounts of Bloata Soda, and then starts distributing it throughout the body using the bloodstream. Because the butt and crotch area gets so much blood, the cells start absorbing the soda, and start expanding to 100 times their size.”

“Ok, then. What about my allergic reaction?”

“Your allergic reaction is that once you drank the Bloata Soda, your ten inhabitants grew pregnant like you.”

“Ten?”

“Yes, your worthless doctors made a mistake.”

“How did my babies get pregnant?”

“When you drank the Bloata Soda, your hormones started getting out of whack. You had so much estrogen that your body filtered it through your babies. Your fetuses’ gender changed, making them all girls. Then the increased amount of estrogen made them pregnant by making them go through puberty. Now the problem is that each one of the fetuses have ten fetuses like you. Each of those hundred fetuses have 15 fetuses each. You have currently 1500 fetuses in you. Now, all of those fetuses have gone through puberty. The body would start trying to catch up by start growing faster and faster. Each day you would have each of the fetuses grow one year. At the end of one month you would have 1,500 thirty year old females in you. At that time, those babies that are pregnant will all have labour all at once. After they have labour, you will have labour, and you will need to deliver quickly. Remember, all this time your babies will be burping out Bloata Soda and gases. The older they get the more gases and soda they churn out. And don’t forget what your breasts would start doing.”

“Will I ever pop?”

“It is possible, but we are taking every precaution. We will be inserting pipes into your multiple orifices around your body to pump out the Bloata Soda. We will then sell it, but anyways, we will putting tubes into your nipples, vagina, and anus. We will also be coating your belly and breasts will an experimental silicone mixture that will make your skin feeling much like rubber. Also, throughout the pregnancy, we will be monitoring you with ultrasound. Is that alright?”

“Yes, that will be fine. But why am I not expanding right now?”

“We put you on a hormone depressor IV drip. We will need to take you off later, though. If we continue with the drip, your body will create a resistance and the pregnancy will start and end in an hour, but that will also make you pregnant with a billion children and you might burst after the 2,000 mark.”

“Oh, ok. I’ll be ready at anytime.”

“Sure. I’ll be counting down on the intercom.”
Michelle walked away, and Natalie realized that this could be life threatening. But this was better than being pregnant with a billion children.  She listened for the intercom and heard a really scratchy voice of Michelle.

“Ok, technicians. We will be starting in 3……….2………..1……….Now!”
sorry about so much dialogue, but I took this chapter to make Natalie bigger and bigger. Now I'm stuck. How am I supposed to describe it, now that I've basically described everything?
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